Jokes for Minecrafters by Michele C. Hollow

Author:Michele C. Hollow
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sky Pony
Published: 2016-01-11T00:00:00+00:00

First player: “I was in a play at school and I forgot my line.”

Second player: “What did you do?”

First player: “I shouted ‘Minecraft’ because I wanted to say something constructive!”

MINECRAFT LIMERICKS, POEMS, AND HAIKUS

With hopes of creating a potion,

A player came up with a notion.

She took two instead of one.

Good news, no harm was done,

’Cause many potions resets one’s motions!

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Arrows on the ground

Will move, even if untouched,

Right toward the player!

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Arrows catch fire

When shot through hot, hot lava,

but not through fire!

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Arrows won’t collide

If shot at Nether portals.

They often skip through.

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Iron sword’s texture

Came before the other swords.

Then more swords followed.

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When blocking players,

Vertical moves speed remains,

Even if you fly.

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Enchanted silk touch

Makes your sword collect cobwebs.

When using commands.

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There once was a player named Mae.

Her arrows often did stray.

While shooting at creepers,

And missing their peepers,

Mae became the creepers’ prey!

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A player came up with a notion.

He created an enchanted potion.

His aim was to tame

Ender Dragons and seek fame.

Instead, he caused a commotion.

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Careful where you aim.

Arrows will fly to the right.

Bows are off-center.

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There once was a player named Moe.

He loved shooting arrows with his bow.

He aimed at a ghast.

The arrows flew past.

One landed on his giant big toe!

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An excellent maker of potions

Caused a bit of commotion

When he mixed up a quart

Of melon and Nether wart.

Bad tasting, he threw it in the ocean!

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A player who lost all feeling,

Mixed up a potion of healing.

Ingredients she scanned.

Everything was at hand.

At last she’s strong and appealing.

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There once was a player named Nell.

At night she often stumbled and fell.

She made a decision

To fix her poor night vision.

A potion made her feel swell!

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There once was a player named Trevor.

He was incredibly clever.

He caused a commotion

With a deadly potion.

Now hostile mobs fear him forever.

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The potion made the zombie quake.

He stumbled and fell in a lake.

The player could bet

He wasn’t dead yet,

Because he saw the zombie shake.

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Mixing splash potions of harming

Can be incredibly alarming.

On some, it has no effect,

So you better elect

To find other ways of disarming!

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Imagine Justin’s giddy glee,

Turning fermented spider eye to tea!

Mixed with golden carrot

And adding Nether wart,

He’s invisible and no one can see!

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There once was a player named Jack.

One thing that he never did lack,

For he had a gift

and was incredibly swift.

With sugar and Nether wart, he made tracks!

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Don’t apply logic

When mixing new splash potions—

That’s what Jeb will say!

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Hah! Trying to kill

Fierce Endermen and blazes—

Splash potions won’t work.

RIDDLES, PUNS, AND MINECRAFT PHRASES

I can be made of wood, stone, gold, iron, and diamonds. What am I?

Swords.

I can be crafted with leather, gold, fire, iron, and diamonds. What am I?

Armor.

I bounce off minecarts and some mobs. What am I?

An arrow!

I am more powerful at breaking blocks than your fists. What am I?

A sword!

You can’t see me when I’m working. What am I?

A pen with an invisibility potion!

When I blow up and an arrow passes by, I can change the arrow’s direction. What am I?

TNT!

I help players hold their breath longer when they are underwater. What am I?

Water-breathing potion, which contains Nether wart and a raw pufferfish.

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